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Throwback to 2022 when we first released this epic design under Lord of Destruction
Lack of Swole is a dark-humor gym parody for lifters who take discipline seriously and excuses personally
It’s a wink
Gainzdolf the Swole Style:STANDARD TEE (GLOWS IN THE DARK) Over $200+ merch valueGainzdolf the Swole: Wizard of the RackForget spells! This wizard casts PRs. Summoned from deep within the iron realms, Gainzdolf the Swole is here to lead you through reps and ruin. Cloaked in nothing but muscle and magic, this bearded beast of a wizard wields a protein shaker like a staff of swole and bench presses ancient prophecy for breakfast. Glows in the dark (only the Standard Tee & Tank while supplies last) because real wizards never skip